I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just pee around me
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
