A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm always down for nudity.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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