I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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