Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
did you just send me my own nude
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
that may or may not have been my penis.
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