I want to have your abortion
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
