Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm too high and old for this...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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