Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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