Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
be right there i have to get my cape
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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