too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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