you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She bit a glass in half.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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