I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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