He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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