but the lizard people decide everything anyway
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize