I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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