whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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