dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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