Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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