I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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