belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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