butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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