Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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