at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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