Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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