do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
