The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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