She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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