oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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