Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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