We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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