i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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