she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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