we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This is the high leading the old right now
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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