No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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