She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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