Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
that's an acceptable place to lick
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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