I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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