I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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