How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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