i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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