I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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