i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He did a backflip because drugs
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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