thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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