oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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