So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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