Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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