he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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