even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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