You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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