Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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