Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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