Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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