This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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