grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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