when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
