Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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